J is for...

I caught about 3 minutes of the Tonight Show a few minutes back where Jay Leno talks about ''news'' around the world

"So the UK Medical Society has published a report that marijuana users are increasingly susceptible to panic attacks. Hmm...I don't understand because the only time a marijuana user has a panic attack is when he's out of marijuana''

It took me a few minutes to pick myself off the floor after that one. Heh!