Laughter

SP - Dude apply to Australia...you have passed their only criteria for success"

Me - What's that?

SP - At work but not working

SP - and if you start being a bit of an asshole and confusing the shit out of everyone you will become senior management

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IDB - I am going to be a mudjahid**n tomorrow

Me - WTF?! what do you mean?

IDB - I am going to Srinagar
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Really...each day should begin with a thanks for friends like these heh :-)