Yes I wear it because its fashionable

Several times now, people in different cities I have traveled to question me on a white bracelet I wear with the word "ONE" inscribed on it. A few people are genuinely interested. Most ask about it with mischievous disdain & a few have tried to rip it off, burn it with lighters & cut it with a butter knife among other things.

Unable to bear the sarcasm & scorn of the skeptics, the disillusioned, the cynical or the jingoistic, allow me to reveal the complete side of my hypocrisy.

Yes I wear the bracelet because its "cool". Because chicks dig it. Because it gets me loads of sex. Because I see Shane Warne wearing it. (he gets loads of sex too) Because I am dark of skin & a white bracelet is the nearest I will get to being "fair" & more like the white man (who it seems is eternally worshipped in India). Because its a fashion accessory of the cheapest but best kind.

So for all those above reasons, I wear this bracelet.

Now leave me alone...