Thursday, May 26, 2005

X & Y

I am one among billions...but this is my space so I'll go ahead...I'm one among billions to lament this fact..its something that has probably laid seige on the minds of men & women ever since man carved figurines on the walls of caves...and lived near caves with other men

I'm talking about communication between the sexes. I strongly advocate that all the leading scientists, mathematicians et al should, begnning immediately, dedicate their energy to the single purpose of developing a method..a channel...a path for the sexes to clearly, verbosely communicate with each other when it comes to matters of mutual liking/interest or non interest.
Let me elucidate with the help of this simple example:

Boy Meets girl - Girl meets boy
Boy thinks girl is interesting. OR Girl thinks boy is interesting
(this is where it gets interesting..or rather..tricky)
BOTH boy and girl think each other are interesting
But girl does not pick up boy's clumsy attempts at conveying this fact
OR
Boy does not pick up girl's "subtle hints" of interest

Thus both boy and girl go home wondering......

Now here i have a disclaimer...for some people this situation never arises because:
1. They are brilliantly endowed with the skill of the perfect pick up
2. They are Portuguese
3. They just get plain damn lucky

I fall in neither of the above categories and hence I once again call upon the champions of intellect in the world...nomads..aiesece'ers Nobel Laureates...Hear Yea! Hear this plea which has echoed for generations past...and will continue its clarion call for generations to come.

10 Comments:

At Thursday, May 26, 2005 7:02:00 PM, Blogger Goncalo Leonard said...

It's true. As a portuguese I can vuoch for that. We understand pretty much everything that happens.

Abhi, feel free to e-mail me any questions you might have...i mean, you also deserve to be happy and I want to help my monhé mani...;-)

ehehehehe

 
At Friday, May 27, 2005 3:12:00 PM, Blogger Smyta said...

I agree with the portuguese stuff too:-)

Nice blog. First time here but loved what I saw(rather read!)

Luck etc.,

Smyta

 
At Friday, May 27, 2005 3:51:00 PM, Blogger Abs said...

Gonks..thanks for the useless advise as always.
Smyta: thanks for dropping by. Keep visiting :)

 
At Saturday, May 28, 2005 5:05:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehe, whats the deal?!..You dont have to be Portuguese to make it work! Just be hmm forward- just sit her down and plainly tell the facts- "Here's how it is..I like you, wanna go out?!;)" Simple, clear, try it out, it works! I would advocate this to the ladies as well.. If its meant to be..it'll happen! Amen.

 
At Saturday, May 28, 2005 10:51:00 PM, Blogger Smyta said...

@Anon:

I completely agree with you!!!!:-)

Smyta

 
At Sunday, May 29, 2005 1:42:00 AM, Blogger DD said...

Hey wally!
So...tell me more...who is this woman ur tryin to woo in the 1st place!! i mean...depending on the category of 'woman' she falls into i could probably come up with some solutions. Anything to help a friend in need! ;)

 
At Sunday, May 29, 2005 12:51:00 PM, Blogger Devrim said...

Just tell the girl you are rich. :)

 
At Sunday, May 29, 2005 6:20:00 PM, Blogger Abs said...

ha ha ! :-) Trust the widely travelled, original nomad for the best advice!
"-)
Gracias amigos!

 
At Sunday, May 29, 2005 6:21:00 PM, Anonymous not a blogger said...

all this strategy and communication et all is bakwaas....just go get some alcohol in your system and kiss her. the rest will unwind itself smoothly once the lips lock for the first time. Of course, if you are in the no guts no glory camp and really need something that might work, you could tell her that you know 'me'

 
At Thursday, June 02, 2005 5:36:00 PM, Blogger Anirban said...

I think all that is needed is regular advice from the Blahs. You have a wealth of experience and genius close on hand... draw on it my boy, and you will never look at the Portugese with awe.

 

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